Really folks, you’ve got to just do it. It’s not funny anymore. Polls open til 8. Where to vote?
And besides, my favorite barista, the Brooklyn Curmudgeon, is in high dudgeon:

It is, after all,
But he’ll make it up to you. If you vote today, he’ll,
Good through Wednesday, April 6. Great shop, great coffee, great conversation. A nice reprieve from Midwestern Nice. Indeed, ‘It ain’t for everyone.’